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An Unlikely Threesome! Carlotta Wren has always dreamed of taking a vacation from her life as daughter to fugitive parents and mother to her younger brother, Wesley. So when she is temporarily suspended from her job at Neiman Marcus, the invitation from hunky body mover Cooper Craft to ride to Florida for some fun in the sun and a VIP body pickup seems like a good idea... And then Wesley tags along to elude an irate loan shark and to play chaperone... And then they're greeted on arrival by three different men, each one laying claim to the celebutante's body they've been hired to move... And it isn't long before they realize someone is determined that the stressed-out trio won't make it back to Atlanta with their famous cargo intact!
Carlotta Wren bumped her cast against the door frame leading from the kitchen to the living room. “Sonofa…” She bit back tears as pain lit up her entire left arm. She was lucky the fall from the balcony of the Fox Theater hadn’t resulted in more serious physical injuries, but the prospect of another four weeks in this clumsy cast left her frustrated and antsy. It wasn’t enough that she couldn’t do her job at Neiman Marcus at a time when she desperately needed the money (short-term disability paid only partial wages), but yesterday when Peter Ashford had brought her home from the hospital, he’d shown her a ring that he’d had made for her—her Cartier engagement ring that he’d recovered from the shop where she’d pawned it, with two large diamonds newly mounted on either side of the original stone. The past, the present and the future. He would keep it for her, he said, until she was ready to make a decision about the two of them resuming a relationship. And on top of everything else, her brother Wesley was missing. Wesley was supposed to have picked her up at the hospital yesterday in a taxi, and when he hadn’t shown, his boss Cooper had offered to go look for him. As of last night, Coop hadn’t found Wesley, but she was hopeful that Wesley would turn up this morning, would come strolling in the house whistling, with a mouse in a jar to feed his snake Einstein, oblivious to the fact that Carlotta had barely slept from worrying about him. Worrying about Wesley seemed to be her fate in life. She’d raised him since he was nine years old when their parents had skipped town so her father could elude charges for investment fraud. Over the past decade, they’d heard from their parents only through a handful of postcards…until recently. When a look-a-like had stolen her identity and had been murdered, Carlotta had agreed to fake her own death for the D.A. to try to smoke out her parents, in exchange for the suspension of Wesley’s probation for hacking into the courthouse computer records. But Kelvin Lucas, the D.A. who’d been denied the chance to prosecute her father, Randolph Wren, had reneged on his deal when her parents hadn’t shown. After she’d alienated Wesley for going along with the plan. After she’d put her friends and coworkers through a traumatic ordeal. And after she’d slept with Detective Jack Terry, her temporary live-in bodyguard. What no one else knew was that her father had shown up, in disguise, and had recognized her, also in disguise. She hadn’t known it was him until later when she’d found the note that he’d slipped into her pocket. So proud of you both. See you soon. Dad The scrawled words left her conflicted. During their long absence, she had worked up a powerful resentment toward her parents. Sometimes, she even cheerfully hated them. Leaving without saying goodbye. Leaving her to finish raising Wesley when she was just a few months shy of graduating high school and barely equipped to take care of herself. Leaving no money, only a paid-for town house in a transitional section of Atlanta that was a far cry from the palatial home in Buckhead that they had lost. College had no longer been an option. The only real expertise she’d had was…clothes. Her father had been a wealthy investment broker; she’d worn nothing but the best since she could dress herself. Thankfully she’d been able to turn that dubious skill into a career in retail. She’d been a top salesperson for most of her years at Neiman’s…until lately, when her life had seemingly exploded with complications and new relationships. And old ones. “Did shithead make it home yet?” Carlotta turned to see her friend Hannah Kizer standing there, hands on hips. Dressed in pink p.j.’s with white bunny rabbits and minus her severe goth makeup, Hannah looked almost human—pretty, even. “Not yet.” “Have you heard from Coop?” “Not yet.” “Don’t worry—Wesley can take care of himself, whether you want to admit it or not.” “I wish you were right, but history has taught me otherwise.” “How’s the arm?” “Getting dressed is an aerobic workout. Thank heaven for front-closure bras.” “Yeah, I had a broken arm once. Men wanted to jump in bed with me—I guess it made me seem vulnerable or something.” “Or less likely to eat your prey?” Hannah gave her the finger, then dropped onto the couch, picked up the remote control and turned on the small TV. When the picture came on, it was warped. “What happened to your big screen TV?” Carlotta sat next to her friend and pointed to the living room window, still covered with the boards the police had tacked in place. “Shot during the drive-by. I’m waiting for a new window to be delivered and installed, but we can’t afford to replace the TV. Wesley shouldn’t have bought it anyway,” she grumbled. “We could’ve used that money for other things.” Like paying toward what he owed his odious loan sharks Father Thom and The Carver. Or paying down their credit card debt that was in even worse shape since her identity had been stolen. Or catching up their mortgage payment, or any one of a hundred other bills they were late on. He said he’d sold his motorcycle to buy the TV, but she knew that the TV had cost more than his motorcycle was worth. She figured that he’d been gambling again, despite his promise to her that he had stopped. She turned her head to look at her friend. “Where could he be?” “A thousand safe places,” Hannah assured her. “Or a thousand unsafe places. Those thugs for The Carver who tried to force me into their van the other day said that Wesley had pulled a stupid stunt and was in big trouble. What if they kidnapped him?” “Look on the bright side—his loan sharks probably won’t kill him because they want to collect their money.” Carlotta glared at her. Hannah’s smile fell. “Sorry. Just trying to lift the mood.” She flipped channels past the mid-morning game shows, stopping on a local talk show, Atlanta & Company, where local celebutante KiKi Deerling was being interviewed in all her silky blond, micro-mini glory, snuggling her pet pug on her lap. It was the guilty pleasure that Carlotta needed to take her mind off Wesley. But a minute into the interview, Hannah scoffed. “Give me a break. This girl is only famous for being famous. She’s a total poser.” Carlotta nodded, but nursed a little pang of envy toward the young woman who had inherited beauty, money, and a last name that adorned a jewelry empire headquartered in Atlanta. “It would be fun to live her life for a day, though. No worries, just party after party.” She gave Hannah a pointed look. “For once, we wouldn’t have to crash.” “That girl is a waste of human skin. And you’d think with all that cash she’d buy some underwear. I’ve seen her twat more than my own.” “Thanks for the wholesome image.” “And you’d think she’d learn by now that if she’s going to have sex with someone, she should sweep the room first for hidden cameras. I always do.” “Really?” Carlotta said. “What married man are you dating this week?” “His name is Troy and he’s a college professor.” “What does he teach?” “Ethics.” “Oh, well then, plus ten points.” On television the starlet held up her peg pug that was wearing a T-shirt bearing the name of the camp she was promoting. “Camp Kiki?” Hannah said. “Is that where kids go to learn to snort coke and become anorexic? Get tips on evading DUI’s?” “Cut her some slack,” Carlotta said with a little laugh. “I’ve heard of this camp. It looks like she’s at least trying to do something good for underprivileged kids.” “Underprivileged to her probably means anyone who doesn’t have a driver.” Hannah gave her a sideways look. “I forgot that you used to be rich.” “Not that kind of rich.” “Are there classifications for how rich you are?” “Sure.” Carlotta held up fingers on her good hand. “There’s inherited wealth, the kind that’s so massive the heirs live off the interest. Then there’s inherited wealth that has to be maintained, like taking over the reins of a family business. There are ranks within inherited wealth depending on how prestigious the business—jewelry is near the top of the list. Then there’s aristocratic wealth, meaning there’s no cash flow, everyone just kind of exists off their family name and estate. My parents were farther down in the pecking order—they were bourgeois rich, meaning my Dad worked for his wealth.” Hannah lifted an eyebrow. “Or stole it, depending on who you believe.” “And who do you believe?” The note her father had slipped to her scratched her skin where she was keeping it in her bra. She was afraid if she left it in her bedroom that Wesley might find it…and truthfully she just wanted to keep it close. “I honestly don’t know. He was indicted for fraud, so the D.A. must have had a case, right?” “Maybe. Maybe it was personal. What do you really know about the D.A.?” “Just that he’s a lying asshole for reneging on our deal.” “Well, there you go. Maybe he had some other motivation for charging your dad.” “So why didn’t Dad stay and fight it? Why skip town and abandon your own kids?” “I don’t know.” “Would your parents do something like that?” Hannah shifted on the couch, and it occurred to Carlotta that Hannah had never talked about her parents. And frankly, Carlotta couldn’t picture the people who had spawned her bizarre friend. “Has your father called you again?” Hannah asked, neatly sidestepping Carlotta’s question. “No.” Not that it had been much of a conversation. He’d phoned her at work and said, “It’s Daddy.” She’d been so startled, she’d dropped her cell phone—and the connection. “And I broke my cell phone, so I couldn’t even call back.” Hannah frowned and pointed to the end table. “Whose cell phone is that?” “Mine, but…it’s a new one.” “How did you afford a new phone?” Hannah asked suspiciously. “Peter gave me an extra one that he had lying around.” Hannah picked up the sleek, razor-thin phone. “Right, this state-of-the-art gadget was just lying around. Did it belong to his murdered wife?” “No!” At least she didn’t think so. “Is he paying for your service, too?” “It didn’t cost anything to add me to his plan,” Carlotta said defensively. “Yet. Don’t kid yourself—the man plans to collect.” “Peter’s been very good to me,” Carlotta murmured. “You mean the man who dumped you years ago when your parents left town? The man who’s all over you and his wife has been dead for only a few weeks? Yeah, he’s a real stand-up guy.” “It’s complicated.” No one knew that her father had also called Peter who now worked for Mashburn & Tully, where her father had been accused of stealing from customers’ accounts. Randolph Wren had asked Peter for his help in finding an alleged file that could prove his innocence. It was a secret that bound her and Peter. And then there was the ring… The sound of a car pulling into the driveway made Carlotta leap off the couch. “It’s Coop,” she said when she saw the white van. She watched until he got out of the van—alone. “But Wesley isn’t with him.” She opened the front door and stepped out on the stoop in the early morning heat, eager for news. “Did you find him?” Cooper Craft was tall and lean, with light brown hair and long, neat sideburns. He lifted his horn-rimmed gaze to hers and shook his head. “No. You haven’t heard from him?” “No,” Carlotta said, feeling the stirrings of true panic. “I’ve been calling his cell phone every hour. How far could he get on a bicycle?” He gave her a little smile. “He’ll turn up.” But she could tell by his haggard expression that Wesley’s body-moving boss was worried, too. It made her sick with fear. “Come in. I’ll make coffee.”
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